馬克吐溫幽默經(jīng)典語(yǔ)錄勵(lì)志愛(ài)情和搞笑

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塞謬爾·朗赫恩·克萊門(mén)斯( l835~1910),馬克·吐溫(Mark Twain)是其筆名。他是美國(guó)批判現(xiàn)實(shí)主義文學(xué)的奠基人,是幽默諷刺小說(shuō)大師。

馬克吐溫幽默經(jīng)典語(yǔ)錄

Mark.vomit to say:Late come of true facts, be like suddenly horseshoe, ah of shooting the head, pain!

馬克.吐溫說(shuō):遲來(lái)的真相,就像突然擊中頭部的馬蹄鐵,哎,痛啊!

Mark.vomit:Have no emotion to kiss, be like to die pork in person.

馬克.吐溫:沒(méi)有情感的吻,就像在親死豬肉一樣。

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

保持沉默讓大家以為你是個(gè)傻瓜比開(kāi)口說(shuō)話讓大家確定你是傻瓜要好多了。

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

萬(wàn)物都有極限——鐵礦石不可能打造成黃金。

小編:人也好,東西也好,不能指望不切實(shí)際的突破極限,但還是可以因材施教朝著合適的方向發(fā)展。iron 雖然不能變成gold,打造個(gè)iron man 還是有可能的。

Truth is stranger than fiction,because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;truth isn't.

真實(shí)比小說(shuō)更不可思議,因?yàn)樾≌f(shuō)還得遵從可能性,真實(shí)可不用。

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

男人只有在承認(rèn)自己是騙子的時(shí)候才最真實(shí)。

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

當(dāng)朋友都開(kāi)始稱贊你很年輕,就是你正在變老的表現(xiàn)。

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

“經(jīng)典”是本書(shū),人人都說(shuō)好,人人都不讀。

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

別總抱怨說(shuō)整個(gè)世界都對(duì)不起你,這個(gè)世界不欠你啥,它先來(lái)的。

Those persons who have a good book but don't read are unlike and can't read the person of these books to own any advantage.

那些有好書(shū)卻不讀的人不比無(wú)法讀到這些書(shū)的人擁有任何優(yōu)勢(shì)。

Rather shut up don't talk, don't be eager to exPssing oneself, either.

寧愿閉口不說(shuō)話,也不要急于表現(xiàn)自己。

Calculate to the person also unimportant with the stupid stupid imPssion.

就算給人以蠢笨的印象也不要緊。

Comity is such a kind of intense emotion of sanctity is thus sweet, firm and honest.

友誼是如此圣潔的一種激情,是如此甜蜜、牢固和忠誠(chéng)。

Such of the characteristic can make the comity support life long-as long as don't think the other party borrows money.

這樣的特質(zhì)可使友誼維系終身——只要不想對(duì)方借錢(qián)。

Among all animals, the mankind are the most ruthlessness, is unique make the happiness on pain and sufferings of animal. 在所有的動(dòng)物當(dāng)中,人類是最殘酷的,是唯一將快樂(lè)制造在痛苦上的動(dòng)物。

Don't give up your imagination.When the imagination had no after, you can also exist, but although you living dead still.

不要放棄你的幻想。當(dāng)幻想沒(méi)有了以后,你還可以生存,但是你雖生猶死。

Tell the truth forever, such of words you need not recorded you to once say some what.

永遠(yuǎn)說(shuō)實(shí)話,這樣的話你就不用去記你曾經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)些什么。

Those persons who have a good book but don't read are unlike and can't read the person of these books to own any advantage.

那些有好書(shū)卻不讀的人不比無(wú)法讀到這些書(shū)的人擁有任何優(yōu)勢(shì)。

Rather shut up don't talk, don't be eager to exPssing oneself, either.

寧愿閉口不說(shuō)話,也不要急于表現(xiàn)自己。 希望對(duì)你有用 還有 不過(guò)一些跟前面的重復(fù)了 請(qǐng)自己看

Don't give up your imagination.When the imagination had no after, you can also exist, but although you living dead still.

不要放棄你的幻想。當(dāng)幻想沒(méi)有了以后,你還可以生存,但是你雖生猶死。

Tell the truth forever, such of words you need not recorded you to once say some what.

永遠(yuǎn)說(shuō)實(shí)話,這樣的話你就不用去記你曾經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)些什么。

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

戒煙是這個(gè)世界上最容易的事情了,我知道這個(gè)因?yàn)槲腋蛇^(guò)無(wú)數(shù)次了。

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

最有趣的消息都是從孩子嘴里說(shuō)出來(lái)的,因?yàn)楹⒆诱f(shuō)出他們知道的一切之后就打住了。

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

有了一個(gè)新想法的人只是個(gè)怪人,除非這個(gè)想法成功了。

小編:所以,不要再抱怨懷才不遇啦,只有創(chuàng)意和想法是不夠的,還需要把創(chuàng)意和想法成功實(shí)現(xiàn)的行動(dòng)力哦。

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

貓和謊言的主要差別是貓只有九條命。

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

氣候是我們期待的東西,天氣是我們得到的東西。

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